Episode 9 – New York Times Best-Selling Author Chris “even better than Fabio” Ryan

Intro:

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Today’s guest is NY Times best-selling author Christopher Ryan. Great mix of fun and insightful. I had a blast chatting with him.

Daniele’s adventure at the Playboy Mansion

“All the power to fake boobs. All the power to real boobs. All the power to any boobs.”

Duncan Trussell is our viagra pusher

Introducing Christopher “Even Better Than Fabio” Ryan

Chris hangs out with a black mormon in Alaska and ends up in jail for a week for stealing a Snickers bar.

If you plan on heading to jail, we strongly suggest you visit Fairbanks, Alaska

Chris’ job list: teaching English to pregnant Thai hookers, translating from Ebonics into English, teaching martial arts to land activists in Mexico, negotiating deals with Hasidic Jewish diamond dealers, etc.

Chris saves a hot Puerto Rican lady from a monkey

Scholars hate him–which makes me like him even more

Jealousy is not a sign you care. It’s a sign you are a possessive control freak

13 year-old Daniele and his dreams of a hooker/teacher. Hookers as “goddesses of mercy.”

Uncomfortable with their horn dog natures, too many people feel the need to justify sex through love

Rule # 1 for taming an indigenous society: send missionaries to preach against free sex

How to live in a society we are not genetically programmed for

Capitalism: eliminate freely available goods in order to sell you a poor imitation

Sexual shame as a tool to control people

40% of Western women rarely or never have orgasms!

Give Chris his own TV Show! “The scholars are going to scoff, but… fuck it!”

New York Times Best-Selling Author Chris “even better than Fabio” Ryan Jan. 31, 2013 / 1:29:14